What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions