What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Hou Jokes More Hou Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.