What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.