What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!