What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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I can't even look at you anymore!"

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A rice crippy.

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Their GPA drops

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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When there's a stamp on it.