Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
Because it's always in bed.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Because the mail was always above her.
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
I'm stuck on you!"
To stamp out flaming ducks.
He wanted to check his e-mail.