Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !