What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing