What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*