What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss