When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl