How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor