How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.