What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.