What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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You're too young to be smoking!

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Drop your catheter bag.

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Because they fight knights!

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The Blacks get car insurance.

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Yule Britannia !

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Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.