Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
The url.
Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
He got baked.
Because they fight knights!
A parsnip.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Wii Fit
It was wound up already.
Thesaurus.
A Prontosaur.
