Dragon Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

Super Saiyan Jokes More Super Saiyan Jokes

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

6 Episode Jokes More 6 Episode Jokes

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."