Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
Head & Smolders
A private tutor
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
All the way to the crash site!
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Small medium at large.
A: The slow ones are in jail.
A pain in the arse.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
