Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.