Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.