Rainbow Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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How does a designer's laugh sound like?

Hue Hue Hue Hue

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Hue hue hue hue

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Raindrop Jokes More Raindrop Jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.