Rainbow Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

White Jokes More White Jokes

Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Hue Hue Hue Hue Jokes More Hue Hue Hue Hue Jokes

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

How does a designer's laugh sound like?

Hue Hue Hue Hue

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.