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If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
Blue, you racists
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