How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

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How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

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