One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
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None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
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A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.