Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.