What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance