What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Rodent Jokes More Rodent Jokes

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !