What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.