Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty