How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!