How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!