How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.