How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.