How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!