What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.