Nun.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.
Old habits die hard
