How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%