How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".