How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.