He's got more money than cents
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
A change of pace.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
It makes cents.
Because he takes it for granite.
The Thai fighter
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
