What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!