Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents