Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.