Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.