Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.