Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Previous Random Joke Next
Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Jeremy Clarkson Jokes More Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!