Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.