What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected