What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks