What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :