Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!