Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

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What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !