Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !