THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Because it's non binary
People are dying to get in.
Because m'cavity.
The purr-rimiter.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
The punch line.
I don't know you tell me.
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
