What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"