Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Alot Jokes More Alot Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss