What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.