What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate