Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.