Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Because deep down they're good people

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.