What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!