What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.