What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!