When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
The Pastryarchy.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Blame it on the night
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"
I have only my shelf to blame"
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege
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Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
I blame my shelf
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
The Tie of the Igor.
The Cat in the AT-AT
The first one written
Down for the count!
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Democracy
An Allahgy
Carpet burn
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
He felt his presents.
A Giving Christmas Tree
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.