When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
The Pastryarchy.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Blame it on the night
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"
I have only my shelf to blame"
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege
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Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
I blame my shelf
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
Slayer.
In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
Shake Djibouti.
Buckle Buckle
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
It kept crashing on the beach.
Erracist
They were fried in ancient grease!
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
Mention feminism.