Blame it on the night
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
You don't have electricians that are colour blind!
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.