What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!