What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!