What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Dracula Girlfriend Jokes More Dracula Girlfriend Jokes

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!