What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!