What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!