What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss