What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby