What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!