Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove