Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.
So that they can get closer to the sink.
During PRIME time!
Because now his watch has ended.
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
To prevent them from whistling.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.